I'm sick of being in a long distance relationship.

I want to be with Hilly. NOW.

Over the next month, I’m really going to try to keep my Friday newsletters pretty unfiltered. I can already tell that I’m going to have some Very Big Feels (TM) about this transition, and I want to write about them.

You know that scene in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where Veruca Salt is adamantly insisting that her father get her one of t…